It’s that time of year again.
Weather is warming up, kids are starting to get out of college after a long winter doldrums, and there needs to be an excuse to party.
On the East Coast, that means one destination: Cancun, where 25,000 whores and douches descend like a swarm of locust white people.
But Mexico is not taking any chances, bringing out the Marines:
city authorities were distributing flyers at the 10 main spring break hotels giving numbers for the U.S. Consulate and advising spring breakers not to drink or urinate in the streets, use drugs, start disturbances or destroy property.
Well shit, if you can’t do any of that, why go?
