Just be glad it’s not Shepard Smith.
A Canadian TV anchoress demonstrated on air how “her teething child used to ‘take the big fat rubber end of my vibrating toothbrush and put it in his mouth’ to alleviate the pain.”
Of course, she followed it up with what he son would say: “Oh yeah, that’s good. That hits the spot.”
It’s not quite as sexy as Andrew Kirell’s headline sounds, but Mediaite readers are lonely and horny and by god, they’d rather get off to Canadian anchors than to actual porn.