I usually have a good knack for taste, but I honestly can’t quite remember what breast milk tasted like. Sour regular milk? Goat’s milk? Johnnie Walker? The sense eludes me.
[Lollyphile owner Jason] Darling said he’d been trying to come up with a “crazy, weird” flavor for his next lollipop (his company, called Lollyphile, has already made maple bacon and sriracha lollipops, among others) and noticed his friends with fussy babies could quiet them down with just a few drops of breast milk.
Well of course it would quiet them down. I’d quiet down if I had a constant pair of breasts to suck on (currently accepting applications).
“I had to know what tasted so good it could knock out a screaming infant,” he said.
So he asked his “good hippie mom friends” if he could try their breast milk. And they agreed.
Like my grandfather used to say, “why buy the cow when you can suck on your hippie mom friends’ boobs?”
The flavor has been described from pineapple to amaretto to vanilla to “reminds me of my childhood”.
The lollipops contain no actual breast milk, mostly because I’m pretty sure that would violate some laws somewhere.
And in case you’re wondering, the lollipops have sold in the thousands, so get yours as soon as possible!
