Really cute Zumba instructor jailed for prostitution

Ladies, when your man is more excited about going to “Zumba” than you are, he’s tapping the instructor (regardless of the instructor’s gender).

A Zumba fitness instructor who pleaded guilty to using her Maine studio as a front for prostitution is going to jail, bringing to an end a scandal featuring sex videos, adultery and exhibitionism.

Why make a list of fun things that are ending, USA Today? That would be like saying that the bakery is closing, bringing an end to a display case featuring cakes, éclairs, and Napoleons.

So you wonder how she got caught, unless one of the johns ratted her out…

The 30-year-old Wright was accused of conspiring with an insurance business owner to run a prostitution business in which she videotaped clients without their knowledge and kept detailed records over an 18-month period indicating she made $150,000 tax-free while collecting welfare.

Welp, there ya go. Think about it—had she been a little less greedy, stayed off welfare, and paid a few taxes, she could’ve gotten off (pardon the pun) scot-free.

Oh well. Jail gets another hottie.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *