If you’re Joe Francis, and you’re being convicted of imprisoning a woman in your home, what would you tell the media:
A) You’re innocent, and will take a lie detector test to prove it
B) You’re going through a difficult time, and wouldn’t like to comment on it
C) The media is misrepresenting your case
D) “I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f–ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself. You are the weakest members of the herd. Goodbye! And if that jury wants to convict me because I didn’t show up, which is the only reason why they did, then, you know, they should all be lined up and shot!”
If you chose D, congratulations! Look forward to using soap-on-a-rope for the next few years.
