We’d all like a little more seat room. There’s no worse feeling than having a size 12 ass that needs to fit into a size 4 seat.
Brazil (the land of bubble asses) has found a solution: “special seats for obese fans [of the 2014 World Cup].”
But you need a doctor’s note: “[t]o qualify for a ticket, people are required to submit a medical certificate that proves they have a body mass index of 30 or more.”
So time to hit up Fogo de Chao and start scarfin!
