It’s one of those stories that sounded too good to be true for rotund NYC females: a Craigslist ad called “Seeking Cronut Slut”.
Let me back up slightly—cronuts are a croissant-donut hybrid that have taken NYC by storm. There are lines out the door and people actually reselling the morsels on eBay—apparently they’re that good.
But tragically, the ad was just a joke—the guy had nary a cronut in sight:
Surprisingly I got about 5 responses, but I had to let them go cold.
While any girl willing to perform sexual favors for a pastry is my kind of girl, alas… I have no cronuts 🙁
Perhaps he was hoping that maybe they could seek a partner for a cronut threesome? Or expand this into some cronut pyramid scheme were eventually, someone, somewhere, would get a cronut?
Well, at least a lot of people would get laid.
