Best pickup line EVER:
A judge has ordered that as a condition of his probation, John Butler, 28, must tell women within three minutes of meeting them that he is a felon who owes child support. Butler pled no contest for failure to pay support and was given two years probation for the felony.
Remember when having a lovechild wasn’t something to be celebrated, but something to be ashamed of?
Why the hell is the guy picking up chicks when he has kids he can’t even pay child support for? This judge gets it.
I think we finally found a solution to the babydaddy epidemic.
