Teacher-student-sex has reached epidemic proportions. And the worst part is the teachers are so much hotter now.
When I went to school, you had the teachers who looked like Megan’s-Law’s-Finest that were caught with kids.
Now you have step-below-FHM ladies jacking off a kid here or there in the Denny’s parking lot and it’s a national scandal.
According to the prosecutor in the case of bangin’ Jennalin M. Garcia-Calle, who hooked up with a 16-year-old guy, “[e]vidently they blocked the windows and locked the door.”
SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS.
The real scandal is that I wasn’t able to take remedial history with Palmula Handerson.
Still, the most entertaining scandals involve the guys you know should have been Minority-Report-pre-incarcerated on three statutes of “Child-Fucker-Eyes”. Robert Bonner is one of those men:
Robert Bonner, 39, formerly a high school science teacher and baseball coach at Bermudian Springs High School in rural Pennsylvania, allegedly propositioned a 17-year-old female student for three-way sex with him and his wife. (She declined.) According to the Hanover Evening Sun, Bonner popped the question in 2011 via a handwritten offer after calling the student out of a final exam. (She declined.) Bonner has been charged with endangering the welfare of children and corruption of a minor.
It’s always the guys with the wives. You wonder how they got them in the first place. You never see the 50-year-old bachelors doing this.
Well, except the Catholics.
