Uncleverly-named porn star “Val MidWest” (which sounds more like a dollar store than a dollar whore) was “constantly mocked by her fellow classmates at St. Pius X High School for her decision to enter the adult entertainment business.”
So instead of growing up, realizing she had made a poor life choice, and maybe making herself a respectable career, she “paid a visit to her old Catholic school to shoot a very special tribute dedicated to all the naysayers” called “Pius XXX”.
According to Val, “I held nothing back I used my fingers, my toys and even my crucifix in my pussy. I used every part of the school I could get into, payback is a bitch ha ha.”
No Val, it sounds like the only bitch is you.
And then the following happened:
Dodds knowingly broke the law when she trespassed onto campus grounds in order to film herself masturbating on the football field, but was still a bit surprised when she was ticketed for public nudity.
Getting naked in public and masturbating and then being surprised when you get ticketed is like hitting a police car and then wondering why you get a ticket. And to anyone out there who faults her for just a little public diddle, imagine if this was a guy doing it and the backlash he’d receive.
But according to Neetan Zimmerman of Gawker, it’s the school’s fault:
For its part, Pius X [the school] remains unrepentant, releasing a statement that suggests it probably won’t be apologizing to Dodds anytime soon.
Why on earth should they apologize to her for her getting naked, trespassing, and getting ticketed on their property in something they were 0% involved with?
Here’s the “unrepentant” school statement:
“[W]e constantly follow our school’s motto: To Restore All Things In Christ,” the school said in its statement. “To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it.
Really, could it get any more polite than that? Public school would’ve told her to fuck off, which she probably would’ve done.
If you’re gonna be a naughty Catholic schoolgirl, that’s one thing. If you’re gonna be a saggy-titted bitch who shoves a cross up your pussy and then demands an apology, then you deserve to be called every name possible.
