The dumbest thief

Thieves who steal people’s phones are the lowest of the low.

What can you get for a cellphone…a couple hundred bucks? And at what expense? Some people have their whole damn lives on there, and shit, they never did anything to you.

A dim-witted Bronx Yankee fan who robbed a 16-year-old of his smartphone in the West Farms area Saturday unintentionally gave the police a mugshot, thanks to an app that emailed a photo of the thief to his victim.

Well, nobody ever said thieves were smart.

The thief is still at large, however, but with a crystal-clear photo of him to go by, it’s only a matter of time before he’ll be locked away.

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