As a dude, hearing the word “vasectomy” is a kick in the nuts.
According to the Cleveland Clinic, “[t]here will be approximately 50 percent more vasectomies this week…and the reason has to do with the start of March Madness.”
So you can lose your ass betting and your balls at the same time in the month of March. I believe International Women’s Day is around this time too.
“Dr. Stephen Jones, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic, said men opt to get the surgery during the NCAA men’s basketball tournament so they can watch the games while recovering.”
Hey, if you’re forced to sit around and ice your groin, you may as well enjoy it.
“Some urologists take advantage of the increase and offer incentives like coupons for free pizza delivery, sports magazines and ‘survival kits’”.
It almost makes me want to wear prostheticles on top of my own just to get the free pizza…
