Wait! Not THAT much gender equality…
Women live longer than men. We’ve heard this time and again. It’s unfair to men, and certainly reveals inequality between…
Finally, a seat to fit yo mama’s ass
We’d all like a little more seat room. There’s no worse feeling than having a size 12 ass that needs…
Sex: Now better than Aspirin!
Next time you’ve got a headache, reach for your horny partner rather than a couple aspirin: The study, from the…
How much do you drink?
If your answer is “a glass of wine, maybe a beer”, and you have a British accent, you’re lying out…
Run over people on heroin; walk free
I don’t know what’s in the water out there in New York, especially since I heard about this: Cathleen Wild…
Do you live in a responsible-drinking state?
The stats are in, and the most responsible states in the union when it comes to alcohol-related crashes have been…
VINDICATED: Beer doesn’t cause a beer belly
It’s the ruling we’ve all been waiting for: Beer doesn’t cause a beer belly. There’s nothing special about beer that…
Are you humor-insecure?
If you watch evening news, even local news: can you imagine anyone of those anchors genuinely laughing? Like a full-throated…
Man jealous he doesn’t have Google Glass calls Google Glass racist
According to Sascha Segan, who didn’t get picked to have Google Glass, Google Glass is racist: Does anyone who isn’t…
Why your drunk photo has nothing to do with how you do your job
Let’s face it folks—we’ve all got a few photos on Facebook of us a little bit tipsy. Not naked-tied-to-a-trash-can-floating-in-the-Venetian-fountain hammered,…