The dumbest thief
Thieves who steal people’s phones are the lowest of the low. What can you get for a cellphone…a couple hundred…
Porn: it’s all in the family!
Let’s be honest: doing stuff with your mom isn’t cool. Sure, she wants to get pedicures with you, and go…
Justin Bieber: poster boy for why weed = bad
Remember that babyfaced, angelic-voiced little Canadian wunderkind? WELL FORGET ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE’S A POT-SMOKING, FAST-DRIVING, LITTLE NE’ER-DO-WELL NOW Justin…
This is why California is broke
Instead of passing bills to fix California’s gaping hole of a budget, reforming pensions, fixing broken streets/highways, rooting out government…
Bakersfield cops beat man to death
It’s one of those stories of police brutality that’s just…incomprehensible. Nine police officers beat an unarmed man to death in…
Amanda Bynes: a lawyer’s dream client
For those of you who haven’t been following the very public trials and tribulations of Amanda Bynes, you’re missing out.…
Why are hippies such assholes?
Here’s just a small fun sampling of what a lone conservative in a group of liberals has to endure: Liberals…
Is Obama stupid?
Columnist P.J. O’Rourke classifies Obama’s policies in one word: “Stupid”. As a satirist, however, O’Rourke holds up a mirror to…
Margaritaville: most valuable song ever?
Margaritaville is one of those annoying old songs from the 70s that your parents are probably completely into but is…
The Westboro Baptist Church is not Baptist, not a church
It’s oddly satisfying to see the Westboro “Baptist” “Church” website get hacked. However, the “God Hates Fags” group is not…