Student breaks school rules, gets expelled, owes money–doesn’t matter if she’s a lesbian
Should a lesbian be kicked out of a Christian school, then have to pay back her loans? Zack Ford of…
Congressman opposes immigration overhaul because he represents his constituents
Congressmen have literally one job: to represent the interests of their constituents. Rep. Kenny Marchant (R-TX) was asked about the…
If your erection lasts for more than eight months…
You’ve seen the ads for Viagra, Cialis, etc. “If your erection lasts for more than four hours…” Like they expect…
Why you should drink more red wine
Reservatrol is a component of red wine which is supposed to make you live forever or something. Don’t believe me?…
Why a doctor supports medical marijuana
Medical marijuana conjures up images of “rundown pot shops that had sprung up on the Venice boardwalk”. But now doctors…
No, fun isn’t sexist
In today’s Panic of the Week™, it was found that: according to a Pew Research Center analysis of pooled data…
Cyprus is in the shitter–and one artist decided to show it
Cyprus is a small island nation in the Mediterranean. It’s half loyal to Greece, half loyal to Turkey. And in…
Slut gets back at people calling her a slut by being more of a slut
Uncleverly-named porn star “Val MidWest” (which sounds more like a dollar store than a dollar whore) was “constantly mocked by…
Gay couple claims discrimination against bakery that doesn’t bow to their demands
I’m-pretty-sure-they-dressed-in-the-dark gay couple David Mullins and Charlie Craig… visited the Masterpiece Cakeshop in suburban Denver last summer. After a few…
Paparazzi is father of the year
Human ET Nicole Richie captured a photo of a paparazzi who followed her on a flight from New York to…