Finally, A Fix For Women Wearing the Wrong Size Bra…
Bra sizes are the opposite of school grades—you actually want Ds. But then things got complemented with double letters, and…
Category: Progress
Hannah Montana’s alter ego: crazy crackwhore…
Miley Cyrus, aka “girl who inexplicably looks like a 40-year-old lesbian”, went from singing about Partying in the USA to,…
Obama officially owns the worst economic recovery in US history
Soon after his inauguration in 2009, President Obama claimed the following: Look, the only measure of my success as president…
Why cops are dumb
It’s easy to claim that cops are dumb. Most people have either had an encounter with an idiot cop or…
NYC tells kids where to get abortions
In NYC, you can’t get salt on your fries and you can’t get a soda larger than a thimble. But…
Why PBS is making fake reality shows
From Bad Bad Bag Boys to Married to a Mime, I was immediately excited about new shows coming out. Until…
What feminism and the T-rex have in common
Feminism is a dinosaur. It had its place and time, but in the modern world it can be simply destructive.…
Unintended side effects
One of the things that ruins a good drug commercial is the laundry list of side effects. First they talk…
In Ghana, you can do drugs and succeed!
Ghana does not sound like the place to party: 50% of college girls catch STDs when drunk… That means that…
Hamster ‘n’ Eggs
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk (besides that chick with the clubfoot?) In the UK: A university…
Hannah Montana’s alter ego: crazy crackwhore…
Miley Cyrus, aka “girl who inexplicably looks like a 40-year-old lesbian”, went from singing about Partying in the USA to,…
Obama officially owns the worst economic recovery in US history
Soon after his inauguration in 2009, President Obama claimed the following: Look, the only measure of my success as president…
Why cops are dumb
It’s easy to claim that cops are dumb. Most people have either had an encounter with an idiot cop or…
NYC tells kids where to get abortions
In NYC, you can’t get salt on your fries and you can’t get a soda larger than a thimble. But…
Why PBS is making fake reality shows
From Bad Bad Bag Boys to Married to a Mime, I was immediately excited about new shows coming out. Until…
What feminism and the T-rex have in common
Feminism is a dinosaur. It had its place and time, but in the modern world it can be simply destructive.…
Unintended side effects
One of the things that ruins a good drug commercial is the laundry list of side effects. First they talk…
In Ghana, you can do drugs and succeed!
Ghana does not sound like the place to party: 50% of college girls catch STDs when drunk… That means that…
Hamster ‘n’ Eggs
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk (besides that chick with the clubfoot?) In the UK: A university…
